It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
Science has proven that:
- Humans have auras
- Humans have organs that sense energy
- We inherit memories from our anscestors
- Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging.
- Compassion extends life
- Love is more than just an emotion
- Billions of other universes exist
- Meditation speeds healing
In the end of second season, Makoto and Haru decided to attend Tokyo University together. And because they’re such dorks, they ended up being lost around the campus on their first day because they are so helpless with reading the map. They forgot the place they were at, they keep on getting intimate with each other whenever they go to the wrong place to the point students have been noticing and branded them as That Idiotic Married Couple Who Can’t Find Their First Class. HA! Well I needed to do this to heal my aching heart after yesterday’s episode so yeah just sharing some idiotic makoharus TAT
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
#keep all girls safe but especially incoming freshman who aren’t aware the creepy/rapey/stalkerish dudes that are at universities nationwide especially at frats
I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
- scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
- the idea to put ants on stilts
- there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
- confused ants
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
Kaworu is touching Shinji’s back first, then lets his hands slide to his neck. Imagine someone wrapping their hands around your neck directly from behind. You would get scared or panic, right? Because it is a visceral fear of being restrained or chocked. Touching someone’s back on the other hand carries a message of sympathy and reassurance. Considering Shinji is already affected by the choker, and won’t listen to anything in his current state anyways, Kaworu is telling him that he wants no harm by touching his back first and giving him a feeling of safety.